Yesterday I think I pretty well finished with Ms. Janice Dickenson, the ranting, diva, model, hellcat who wrote three or four books, one of which I read and ashamedly have to admit to my blog readers, that I enjoyed and found a little informative. But since I like to keep the continuity going, I will focus on the subject of her book, which is men and why they are the way they are and why women let them behave the way they do. It all goes back to the very beginning of time and few know the truth about men and women and how the battle of the sexes started.
Men actually evolved in the volatile atmosphere on Mars (the red planet that apparently some say, used to be populated with some life forms). I suspect that these life forms were indeed men and they somehow managed to invade earth sometime during the Jurasic period. They no doubt killed the dinasaurs off, and other large creatures which roamed the earth at the same time. Guess the world just wasn't big enough for the two groups so things just naturally took their course, and voila, men ruled the primordial ooze. They haven't changed much over the eons since they came here, except, they thankfully, no longer sport the UNIBROW look that was fashionable back then.
Around the same time, women entered the picture when they left the planet Venus in a huff. For one, it was getting far too hot there, with all the billowing steam forming around the atmosphere and the high tempertures, which created an environment of constant BAD HAIR days, and this wasn't working for the very annoyed and frustrated women. They were definitely looking for better real estate, and they turned their frizzy heads and perspiring brows towards the heavens, and like a lightning bolt of recognition, they saw the planet earth and googled up the atmospheric conditions and found that LO AND BEHOLD IT WAS GOOD. They immediately packed their bags and flew out to settle in their new homes...
to be continued tomorrow
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